problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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