Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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