Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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