I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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