The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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