He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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