Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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