You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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