Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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