Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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