It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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