Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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