I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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