i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
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