Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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