I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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