Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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