hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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