she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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