I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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