Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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