Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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