Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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