in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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