what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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