Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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