she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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