these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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