Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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