areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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