So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Having a random hookup so left but love u
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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