It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Randomize
