So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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