i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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