U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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