hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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