just tell him i said nine months
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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