Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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