i may or may not be watching the land before time
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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