Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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