Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
