Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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