I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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