but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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