Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I need to align my fucking chakras
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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