hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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