she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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