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32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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