I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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