Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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