I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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