Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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