I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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