it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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