So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
