He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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