just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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