If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Randomize