called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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